- It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
- When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
- Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.
- Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
- Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside.
- If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
- All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
- Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.
- Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
- The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
- Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
- Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
- If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
- On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard…
- All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
- Cars never need fuel (unless they're involved in a pursuit).
- If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
- If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
- Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
- All single women have a cat.
- Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
- No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
- If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
- The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
- You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
- Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don't mind at all what the girl does for a living.
- A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
- It is not necessary to say "Hello" or "Goodbye" when beginning a telephone conversation. A disconnected call can always be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying "Hello? Hello?" repeatedly.
- One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone's Law).
- When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
- Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
- Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices incorporating fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks.
- All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.
- Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
- During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
- You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
- Most musical instruments (especially wind instruments and accordions) can be played without moving your fingers.
- In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets.
- All teen house parties have one of every stereotypical subculture present (even people who aren't liked and would never get invited to parties).
- Trucks use their horns at random (no hang on, that happens in real life too!).
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I am participating in the Triple 8 Reading Challenge. Anyone care to join me?
I only need to read 56 of these books to finish, but I'll try to read all 64 of them.
Come on and READ WITH ME in 2008!
Books Recommended to me by others
Hide – Lisa Gardner (my mom)
The Furies of Calderon – Jim Butcher (sister Christy)
Vineyard series – Philip Craig (mom)
Beauty - Robin McKinley (Marta)
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn - Betty Smith (sister Janet)
Austenland - Shannon Hale (sister Christy)
librarian series (Christy)
Courting Trouble – Deeanne Gist (Mom)
Young Adult Fiction
Holes – Louis Sachar
ttyl – lauren myracle
Eclipse – Stephenie Meyer
Spiderweb for Two: A Melendy Maze – Elizabeth Enright
Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox - Eoin Colfer
Eragon – Christopher Paolini
Inkheart - Cornelia Funke
Magic by the Lake – Edward Eager
Ordering Your Private World – Gordon MacDonald
Radar, Hula Hoops, and Playful Pigs: 62 Digestible Commentaries on the Fascinating Chemistry of Everyday Life – Joe Schwarcz
Walk Away the Pounds : The Breakthrough 6-Week Program That Helps You Burn Fat, Tone Muscle, and Feel Great Without Dieting – Leslie Sansone
Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Romance Published - Julie Beard
I Saw the Angel in the Marble - Chris Davis and Ellyn Davis
Making God's Word Stick – Emmett Cooper & Steve Wamberg
Life Management for Busy Women – Elizabeth George
Family Fragrance: Practical Intentional Ways to Fill Your Home with the Aroma of Love – J. Otis & Gail Ledbetter
Books I Want to Reread
Out of this Silent Planet – C.S. Lewis
Perelandra – C.S. Lewis
That Hideous Strength by C.S. Lewis
Mere Christianity – C.S. Lewis
She's Gonna Blow: Real Help for Moms Dealing with Anger – Julie Ann Barnhill
Mark of the Lion trilogy – Francine Rivers (3 books)
The Fiery Cross – Diana Gabaldon (audiobook)
Books about Tolkien or Lord of the Rings
The Gospel According to Tolkien – Ralph C. Wood
Following Gandalf: Epic Battles and Moral Victory in The Lord of the Rings – Matthew Dickerson
Tolkien's Ordinary Virtues: Exploring the Spiritual Themes of Lord of the Rings – Mark Eddy Smith
The Silmarillion – J.R.R. Tolkien
Finding God in Lord of the Rings – Kurt Bruner & Jim Ware
The Origins of Tolkien's Middle Earth for Dummies – Greg Harvey
Walking with Frodo: A devotional journey through Lord of the Rings – Sarah Arthur
J.R.R. Tolkien: Author of the Century – Tom Shippey
Taking a Chance (Heartsong Presents) – Kelly Eileen Hake
Once Upon a Family (Love Inspired) – Margaret Daley
The Stranger (Harlequin Superromance) – Kathleen O'Brien
The King's Mistress (Harlequin Historical) – Terri Branson
Unforgettable (Heartsong Presents) – Janet Lee Barton
Danver's Touch (Silhouette Classics) – Elizabeth Lowell
Perfect - Judith McNaught
Christmas on the Prairie: Take Me Home/One Wintry Night/The Christmas Necklace/Colder Than Ice (Christmas Anthology) - Tracey V. Bateman, Pamela Griffin, Maryn Langer, Jill Stengl
New Books by Favorite Authors
Plum Lucky – Janet Evanovich
Fearless Fourteen – Janet Evanovich
Buckingham Palace Gardens (Thomas Pitt Mysteries) – Anne Perry
Skeletons at the Feast – Chris Bohjalian
Carrot Cake Murder – Joanne Fluke
Sleeping Doll – Jeffrey Deaver
T is for Trespass – Sue Grafton
Breaking Dawn – Stephenie Meyer
Showdown – Ted Dekker
Once Upon a Cross – Thom Lemmons
Catching Katie – Robin Lee Hatcher
The Martyr's Song – Ted Dekker
Brothers – Angela Elwell Hunt
Journey – Angela Elwell Hunt
Scarlet Thread – Francine Rivers
Claire Knows Best – Tracey Bateman
Saturday, December 08, 2007
And now I have to say - what in the world are those people thinking? This is really not a kids' movie. We've got swearing, and not just the occasional mild profanity. We've got a very revealingly dressed teenage girl and lingering camera shots highlighting her body. We've got talk of masturbation and pornography. Now, without all that stuff, this would be an awesome movie for kids, but then it'd be rated PG and then sadly none of the adult males who played with Transformers in the 80's would consider seeing it. (Yes, the kids who used to play with Transformers are GROWN UP now. Or at least over 18! lol) And, those are the guys for whom this movie was made.
Lots of action, cool transformations, a very cool 2009 yellow Camaro, and a quest to save the world - that's what the movie has going for it. My kids were transfixed by the cool robot transformations and the boys adored the exciting action. The boys also had no trouble following the complicated (to me and Bob and the girls, anyway) storyline about how the Decepticons and the Autobots came to the earth.
The plot was one of those long convoluted ones that when you think it's about done, then you realize there is still 45 minutes of movie left, therefore it's NOT even close to resolved. From there on out, it's mainly robots blowing up other robots and destroying buildings and vehicles.
Here are their reactions in their own words:
"It's pretty cool. It was kind of lame at first, but I like the car. The car's awesome! We need to watch it again; that was awesome!"
David, nearly age 13
"I don't know what to think of this movie. It's full of fighting. The car's real sensitive. The movie has a lot of wars. My favorite part was when he was in his yellow car and some evil guy was in the police car chasing him."
Emily, age 10
"It was good. I liked it. I liked Megatron; he looked cool."
James, age 8
Suzy, age 5
I have a feeling that my boys will be adding Transformer toys to their Christmas lists now.
IMDB page for Transformers
Screenit.com review of Transformers
Figuring out the timeline was confusing, but thankfully Sandra's character also found it confusing and made a handy chart that cleared everything up! Things that didn't make any sense earlier in the movie become much clearer throughout. I enjoyed seeing the story unfold.
All that said, I detested the ending. There was an alternate ending in the deleted scenes. I hated that one too. If I had to do it over, I'd start 10-15 minutes from the end and change everything thereafter. Oh well, I can imagine my own ending, right?
IMDB page for Premonition
Screenit.com Review of Premonition